Jesus Handle - For Nervous Passengers
- New In Stock - Aluminium Jesus Handles
- Great Gift Idea for Dads, Mams, Friends & Relatives
- Ideal for travelling with Learner Drivers and Boy Racers
Available in three Models:
- HOLY Jesus!!
- Jesus H CHRIST!!!!
- Please choose model when placing ordering
WHICH MODEL IS RIGHT FOR YOU?
Jesus!! - Suitable for your typical nervous passenger. This is the entry level handle and is a good starting point for most nervous passengers. It's suitable for use with reckless drivers and some boy racers. It is not recommended for use when sitting with learner drivers.
HOLY Jesus!! - This is a great option if you have a learner driver in the house. Maybe your nerves have been frayed one too many times already. This model is an upgrade on the Jesus!! handle and delivers a great deal of reassurance. It is best used with one hand tightly clenching the handle while the other grasps the hand brake at all times.
Jesus H CHRIST!!!! - If you've tried the other two and are still struggling to sit with your troubled driver this is the one for you. The Jesus H CHRIST handle is the daddy of all Jesus handles. It is guaranteed to deliver passenger comfort in the most heart stopping and hairy moments of any journey. Sit back, hold tight and rest assured in the knowledge - Jesus saves.
To get the most out of your Jesus Handle you should always follow the manufacturer's guide lines. During a particularly hairy moment the passenger should suddenly grab the handle, tense up and cry out: "Jesus!!". The handle pretty much just takes care of it from there. Repeated use is possible and is in fact encouraged.
The Jesus handle is easily installed with basic household tools. Any old jack of all trades should have it up in no time. Once successfully installed the Jesus handle will provide nervous passengers with some much needed reassurance and the jack of all trades will feel all manly.
- Material: Aluminium
- Colour: Blue
- Size: 18cm
- Weight: 485g
- German Engineered Ergonomic Grip (Apparently)
- Quantity: Pack of 1
What is the Handle in the Car For?
Had you been wondering - what are the handles in cars for? The handle in car above window name? or, What is the handle in a car called? Well, now you know. They are there for reassurance during the hairy moments of a journet with a bad driver. What are the handles in cars called - Yes, Jesus Handles!
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